Open Deck
Bring one record. We play one side of it, loud, for everyone.
a listening room
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Five nights, two sets a night, one room.
Bring one record. We play one side of it, loud, for everyone.
Piano, upright bass, drums
Tenor saxophone, guitar, bass, drums
Voice, organ, guitar, drums
One LP, both sides, start to finish. No talking until the runout groove.
Seating is first come, first seated, unless you hold a table. The room goes quiet two minutes before each set.
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You will be surprised how much is on the record once nobody is talking over it. Posted by the door
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Eight watts a side. That is plenty.
Eight watts sounds like nothing. Into horns this efficient it fills the room at talking volume with headroom to spare, and it never turns harsh. Everything between the needle and your ears was picked for one job: you should forget it is there.
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Drinks that keep quiet. Stirred, never shaken during a set.
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Six of them. All short.
Talk all you like between sides. That is what the gap is for.
Silent, dark, and out of the selector's eyeline.
The selector has a plan for the night. It is a good one.
It keeps the lights low and the styli fresh.
Staff handle every sleeve. Ask and we will show you the cover.
Not during the bass solo. You will know when.
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41 Lantern Row, Port Halloway
Telephone 555 0119
Demo only. Blue Hour does not exist, so no table is being held and no email went out. The validation and this stub are real, though.